The Super Bowl is upon us, which means hot wings, hot country singers singing the national anthem, and hot fucking guys playing football.
Not sure who to root for? Decide based on the most scientific of facts: sexual attraction. So, the Patriots.
Tom Brady: New England Patriots Quarterback
Matt Ryan: Atlanta Falcons Quarterback
Rob Gronkowski: New England Patriots Tight End
Paul Worrilow: Atlanta Falcons Linebacker
Julian Edelman: New England Patriots Wide Receiver
Julio Jones: Atlanta Falcons Wide Receiver
Danny Amendola: New England Patriots Wide Receiver
Matt Bosher: Atlanta Falcons Punter
Jimmy Garoppolo: New England Patriots Quarterback
Chris Long: New England Patriots Defensive End
DGAF about football? Us either tbh. That’s why we’re throwing a Super Bowl party, which you should follow onFacebook LiveandInstagram Livewe’ll be doing fun shit like games and a Q&A with Jared Freid. Be sure to tune in to our post-halftime show, immediately following the halftime show (whenever that is).